Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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