Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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