i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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