dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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