you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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