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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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