I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
So. Much. Porn.
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