Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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