come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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