i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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