The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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