Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
