No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
