Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
