That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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