I just saw a hot homeless man
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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