haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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