I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
