Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
