I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
