Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
