Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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