Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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