bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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