I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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