He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just puked most of my soul out..
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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