I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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