Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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