Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Drunk is not a location!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
