I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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