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Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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