i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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