Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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