No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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