Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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