foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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