You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
no, he came in my armpit
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
