I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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