I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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