I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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