hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hate all girls vehemently.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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