I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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