i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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