You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
