The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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