just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize