Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I look better un-naked...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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