I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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