READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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