Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm going to jail i love you
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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