Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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