you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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